Or something like that.
5 ways to win your heart is challenge number 6, and honestly I’m not sure. I mean, I know things that’ll get me to warm up to you, but to actually win my heart? I don’t know. Is there actually a surefire way for that?
Ok, so 5 ways to at least start winning my heart, provided you don’t turn around and be a major dick or something:
- Scratch my back. Simple right?
- Make/bring me food. I can cook for myself, but I’d just rather you do it for me.
- Have a real conversation with me; listen and talk and just…just conversant.
- Very good hygiene. Brush your teeth regularly, clip your nails, wash your clothes…
- Spend real time with me, and I’m not talking bars, and sex. I actually mean take me out, and shoot hoops with me. Go on a long walk, go exploring….If I want a bar hopping, and/or a fuck buddy, I’ll get one. Unless that’s established from the beginning, that’s not what I want.
And this list isn’t a flat out guarantee because you could just be a bitch. You could bitch and complain about everything you do, that I do. About every little thing. And then I won’t be able to put up with you, no matter if you’re all 5 on my list.